[Grainne's answer is quick. A flustered wife appears on the locket, puffing her cheeks.]

I had help from the faeries! The kitchen is intact. [Ahem!] I found something special for us when I was gathering herbs in the forest. I have a full meal with all your favorites,

And... my sash is not loose, dear heart. I'm not wearing it.

[There's really no mistaking that, is there?]