Ruby City Mailbox/Inbox

[oathshackledbird]

You have found the Mailbox/Inbox of Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, owner and teacher of the training school, Spiral. If you have business with him or the school, please feel free to leave a message and he will get back to you as soon as possible. Considering his abilities, that might be quicker than you think...

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[airshipcaptain]

[Well Afonso likes being in relatively one piece. Plus it would be rude to punch a friend so he'll refrain for now.

Even if it was tempting.]

Alright. First of all, Diarmuid, I am not the mother. Secondly, I still veto Fonzy Jr.

[This, of course, is all slightly muffled as he's still face palming. He'd look up but he's fairly sure he's walking into more embarrassment, so he might as well keep his face hidden.]

Thirdly. If I'm anything I'd be a father but I'm not because this is an inanimate object.

[oathshackledbird]

But Afonso, you gave birth to it with your own hands. Are you denying your own child?

[Somehow, Diarmuid manages to say this with a very serious face. However, only moments later, he dissolves into a fit of laughter.

Somethings are just too insane to say with a straight face. This apparently is one of them.]

[airshipcaptain]

[... He walked right into that, didn't he?

Diarmuid laughs and Afonso gives him another frown. Then he promptly grabs a pillow off the bed and smacking the birthday boy over the head with it.]

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid's laughter is broken by a startled sound when the pillow connects with his head. He falls over, hands held up as if to protect himself. Of course, the laughter isn't gone long and soon returns.

He's not going to fight back, this time. He knows he deserves it.]